Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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