id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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