the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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