3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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