Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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