Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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