You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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