physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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