Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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