I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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