so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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