How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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