its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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