Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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