Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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