So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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