I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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