You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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