I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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