dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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