If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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