So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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