Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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