I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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