If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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