I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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