Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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