my being single is dangerous.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So I just went to clothing optional bar
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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