just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We have so much sex to catch up on
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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