Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Are my feet made of real feet?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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