That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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