just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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