Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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