I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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