Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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