THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I need water and some morals
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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