So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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