even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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