we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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