You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My life is pants optional.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
