He is such a slut. More and more my type.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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