i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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