on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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