paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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