I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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