My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We left an ass print on the piano.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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