im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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