Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize