You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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