Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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