I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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