I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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