How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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