You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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